Sooooo, I’ve got some shit in the works.
It’s officially the week that i begin to start losing this weight that i’ve gained while NOT being gainfully employed. When you become broke you need to save money, by saving money you buy cheap shit, cheap shit is horrible for you, welcome to America! When i was 21 years old and making 35K a year, i would call home and ask what was for dinner; my mom, not the most sterling of cooks would say “spaghetti”” this is where i would twich and then hit up my closest high-end deli and buy a 28 dollar bottle of vodka and some shark steaks. i felt sorry for my family who browsed through the bottled marinara and over-done pasta while i basked in my yellow rice and fish. It was a wonderful time. Soon i built up an impressive amount of vodka in my “bar” down in my basement room. Shortly after that was when i realized that someone was sneaking some of my lovely liquid out of their bottles and enjoying them as much as i did. This was when i gave my bro an allowance to curr his desire to snog my booze!
What was really great was New Years Night…2000…………1999/2000…you know, when the world was gonna end. During the day my Mom was telling us…….”say your prayers, beg/wish for forgiveness”….she went to bed at like 9pm.!!!!
Now if you truely believe that the world is going to end, wouldn’t you stay up the extra 3 hours? Both Jamey and I were kinda curious about this. We DID stay up together, we were taking shots of vodka and playing video games while watching Dick Clark (pre-stroke) slather through his bullshit.
