Tues/Wed…..
Tuesday.
…we hit up the Science and Industry Museum…which was more about kids making a shit-ton of noise and sucking. Didn’t we learn that you stay to the right, not RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GROWN UP WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS? Katie giggled because I sounded like an old man bitching about kids not knowing the right-of-way! It’s not the left-of-way! Morons!
Not that Tuesday wasn’t a blast…We did the Science/Industry Museum, the Adler Planetarium, and the Chicago Aquarium, all before 5pm! There was just not as much bat-shit craziness that Saturday provided. Although, I did see a chick jogging with a stroller that made me stare at her. She had to be the nanny because that booty, in those skin tight…..uhhh, exercise pants-thingies….never mind it’s not important.
Tuesday night I did have a conversation with a cool homeless dude on the inability of people to make eye-contact with him. He mentioned that a smile and a nod would be a good thing, but he gets frowns and head shakes. Chicago-ans are assholes in his mind. I can’t blame him, I kept change/a dollar in my pocket at all times just in case we came across someone less fortunate. Now I’m going to heaven! Yay! I also handed out cigarettes! I’m the worst-best person ever.
Wednesday
Woke up, train at 7:30am…..Car at 11:00am….Home at 2:45pm….Much napping.
