So whatcha whatcha want?
I’m beginning to attempt to try and write down my memoirs, not sure how far I will get because I think I might have a job, and that shit takes up your time. I am trying to figure out what stories to write, and in what order. So I will just title some of the stories and see who would like to see what, I guess this is my first WHORING out attempt on tumbler. Here are the titles:
The Wifesaver Years (it’s a fried chicken shack where I worked with my best friend)
1. Hushpuppy Throw
2. Catfish under the seat
3. Shrimp Toss
4. Bologna on the Headers
5. The “tazer” event
6. Justin’s mom’s batteries
7. Circumspeerdog
8. Jeff Knapp
9. Paintbrush to the Eyelid
10. Hard to Please Hutch
11. The Grossest Night EVER!
12. Trav’s girlfriend strips
13. Curse of Pumpkinhead
14. Coach Derek’s shoulder grab
15. “Playboy”
16. Justin hiding under the covers
17. Birdseed and Vaseline
18. Inflatable letter
This is basically the greatest years of my life, from High School until i moved to Michigan. I cannot begin to put into words the amount of fun i had with Justin, Brian, and Jason. My girlfriend at the time was cool, later she turned twat. But it was hanging with my friends daily that made life grand. These stories might be half of what i want to write about, but they do clearly point out how messed up things in suburban Georgia can get. What can i say, we were young and dumb.
