Fuck dancing!
What the fuck is up with dancing shows? I know that the average American is pretty much a bucket full of dipshit. TV pretty much always has terrible, embarrassing shows on that makes us Americans look like loud, brutish, thick –headed monsters that we’re known as around the world. Now we look worse…we’re watching Dancing. Fucking Dancing.
And it’s not just watching it, people are really getting into it. Who the fuck wants to watch someone else dance? Unless she’s nude and I’m drunk; then fuck that I don’t want to see anyone dance. Maybe a little black kid, they are cool.
I’ll even go out there far enough to say “why the fuck do we dance” it’s a total waste of time. It’s how women whore themselves out at a club. “Look at me bounce my ass” Stupid. Ballet? What the hell is the point. I’m starting to think this is just narcissists who want to be looked at and patted on the head and told. “You’re a really good dancer” Now kiddies who are in dance class are exonerated because they want to be there, and it’s a good social situation. That might be the first time a child hears negativity….”Jenn is a better dancer than you, so you have to be in the back of the line, Jamie”………I like that idea, we got to shoot these kids down ASAP. No more filling their heads with false dreams.
You can toss karaoke in with dancing. It only about wants to be seen, and sadly heard. Instead of going to karaoke, just go to the mall and stand on a stool so that everyone will see you, hopefully that will give you the face time with strangers that you’ve been craving.
Dance or Die….that’s a show I’d watch.
