Forgive me Moses, Jesus, Allah….
Katie was up extra early this morning and said I was just walking around the fucking house like a retard. Hmmm, perhaps beer and over the counter sleeping pills DON’T mix!?!?!? I went into three different bedrooms where I would just stop, stand, and do nothing (better then shitting myself was my defense) and finally she said she got in the shower (after locking the door). Then I went to bed!!! A week or so ago I was just standing in the office and she thought I was pissing!!! So she just threw a towel on the area I MIGHT have been peeing. WTF!!!! I have killer insomnia, and sleep apnea so night time isn’t really the right time for me. I talk in my sleep, I SCREAM in my sleep (not in awhile) sleep walk, snore, I’m a goddamn wreck basically. Lack of sleep makes my blood pressure go up, makes short term memory go bye bye, what a pain in the ass. We all got problems…of course mine can cause my heart to stop…good times.
Welcome to hell, I have the hardest time in the world to go to sleep and tonight I’m on some magic beds that are divided in half…you make them soft/hard….what a pain in the ass, I just need two sides EQUAL! Instead I have to make sure that Katie is comfy (my main concern, the shy girl has to talk to a group of people!) Meanwhile, my job is to ….drink beer and watch hockey, sweet. I have gotten locked out of the hotel room TWICE tonight, I’m not the brightest guy in the world…just kidding I AM!>!>!>!>!>!> I just don’t have a job…Today at 2pm Katie had her “meeting” meanwhile I just went out and bought some booze and apparently took someone’s take our order from buffalo wild wings….she told me it was mine, so I took it……it was like 3 times the food I ordered! That just means when we went to Lunch I just ordered the Dirty Martini…9 fucking dollars! What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should have gotten nachos with that! It was fun to walk with my WIFE in a mall, HOLDING HANDS|; I like holding her hands…so many people don’t do that anymore,
Now I am pissed, I just did the whole spell check thingy…I got 14 HITS on “I”…….my computer fixes so many different words as I’m writing them, but this fucking machine cannot figure out the when I type a singular “I” that I mean FUCKING ME…sorry, I’m bored and just hanging around in a shitty hotel room, we do have those sleep number beds, but they suck because Katie went between our two beds (bigger than a double/single whatever the fuck they are) not as big as our bed (although we haven’t slept together since November 08) You can dial in your number and then the bed is supposed to make you comforted…I don’t think I have ever heard Katie say the “fuck” work so much, she couldn’t get comfortable enough to sleep…although I did get to convince her to take her top off….win for Kevin! SCORE.
New favorite song “Insult to the Dead” by Say Anything…had been a favorite song for awhile…..poor Katie.
