May 2010
2 posts
Arizona = Nazi Germany?
Last time I checked there was a thing called “illegal immigrants” and our state/country’s duty was to basically send them back to where they immigrated from. Now Arizona has implemented a new policy that sort of allows “racial profiling” of possible illegal immigrants. This should really just be called “the Mexican rule.” That is really all that it is...
circadian rhythm vs. unstoppable nerves firing!
I have a battle that is lamenting inside of my brain. When i am first dosing off, i will begin to dream. Not as most people do though. Most people don’t dream until their REM cycle…My dreams begin pretty quickly, while i’m still awake. I can actually alter my dreams to some account, and other times i am just along for the ride. I was trying to meditate (thanks doc) and...
April 2010
1 post
Sooooo, I've got some shit in the works.
It’s officially the week that i begin to start losing this weight that i’ve gained while NOT being gainfully employed. When you become broke you need to save money, by saving money you buy cheap shit, cheap shit is horrible for you, welcome to America! When i was 21 years old and making 35K a year, i would call home and ask what was for dinner; my mom, not the most sterling of cooks...
March 2010
9 posts
Tues/Wed.....
Tuesday.
…we hit up the Science and Industry Museum…which was more about kids making a shit-ton of noise and sucking. Didn’t we learn that you stay to the right, not RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GROWN UP WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS? Katie giggled because I sounded like an old man bitching about kids not knowing the right-of-way! It’s not the left-of-way! Morons!
Not that Tuesday wasn’t a blast…We did...
Monday! Chicago style!
Monday.
Went to bed too late, so when the alarm went off at 9am I grunted “shut it off”…we then slept till like 1pm!!!! We hit the Field Museum today, which was fun and comfortable (since I’ve been there 3 times now) and irritating! We bought “city passes” which let you in most museums and Hancock Building and Sears Tower…but it doesn’t let you into any special events at the museum. It would...
Sunday....kinda boring, but i got a work-out!
Sunday.
Katie is recovering from Saturday night. I was bored. I did nap. 2-3….strolled around lower Loop (we’re 2 blocks from The Art Institute of Chicago) and found our favorite corner deli from our honeymoon…it’s called….The Corner Bakery Deli…..Delicious. Then I went out and bought snacks and we hung out to heal up (too much walking!) We have TONS of shit planned the next few days…meaning...
Chicago-----Saturday...greatest night ever!
Saturday—- St. Patty’s Celebration in Chicago
Our friends wanted to see the river turn green, and have alcohol pre-noon, not that I’ve never done that, I would just prefer not having 300,000 people around me (it might have been 30,000) I wouldn’t want to be there, nonetheless (how is that one word!). My lovely wife and I hit up (what seems like) the world’s largest museum, The Art...
Chicago----Friday
Friday
The ethereal sound of “city” is calling to me. I’ve never lived in a big city…Edmund, Oklahoma…..Pocatello, Idaho….Martinez, Georgia…..Flint, Michigan………But I’ve always have enjoyed the forced socialization that a big city brings. I’ve heard gangsta-ass gay dude talk crazy gay-gangsta stuff on the phone while riding a cramped “El” train to Wrigelyville. Just today my lovely wife and I...
58 degrees!
I wish we could stay another 2 days! A solid 8 hours of walking/standing today, hell for someone with flat feet. Bummer that tomorrow is the last full day we have hear. Wednesday means we’re hitting the Amtrak outta here at 7:10. Yuck!
Hey J-welks!
HUG…you’re my only follower now! :) And you’re pretty!
Chuck Norris is 70!
In my life i’ve never thought my dad was YOUNGER than C-Nor…i’m scared now.
Oscars Re-cap
Academy Awards has their famed Pre-Show. Something along the lines of the greatest red carpet ever! Stupid. Sherri Sheppard, (who has said out loud, “how do we know the world isn’t flat”) along with Kathy Ireland, and some dude. Kathy Ireland has less interviewing ability than the fart I just exuded. Example…she tells Jeff “going to win a statue” Bridges, “the music is outstanding” and then...
February 2010
0 posts
The grammys blew
I’ve never been one for “awards season” and it’s pretty evident why. Awards shows usually suckass, which of course means, I don’t agree with who won. This year was not much different; although I care less about the Grammys then I do the Emmys.
There is soooo little on TV and I didn’t feel like standing up and putting a DVD in that I actually flipped it to the devil of all...
January 2010
4 posts
Clarification
I seem to have an issue where i said “that fucking passion, that intense desire i had to SIT next to her was shit on”……upon reading it again i still believe in what i wrote, but i want to explain. That was my first lost love, something i hope more than anything i can never provide Katie with. I would hate myself forever. I know most of my friends have gone through this. ...
More to come.
My day was full of bullshit. Mott sucks. Class is full of lazy retards who can play basketball well enough to get a scholarship but cannot follow along three questions. Yes, he was black. I’m not sure if he was lazy or just tired.
I’ve said it before, stereo-types exist because they are real. Nobody calls Asians bad at math or are amazing high-jumpers. Nobody accuses black men...
have time off...........being a sponge....I feel...
The last few months have been rough, I’m dealing with completely alien aspects in my life i would have never though i would deal with. I’m coming to terms with some of “my” issues. And I’m building up to a point where i want to begin writing. For whatever reason its feeling right. Tomorrow will be a day full of brain storming and flexing the...
November 2009
11 posts
So whatcha whatcha want?
I’m beginning to attempt to try and write down my memoirs, not sure how far I will get because I think I might have a job, and that shit takes up your time. I am trying to figure out what stories to write, and in what order. So I will just title some of the stories and see who would like to see what, I guess this is my first WHORING out attempt on tumbler. Here are the titles:
The Wifesaver...
Drunk/Retarded Kevin.......3 pages of joy :)
Deaf/Retarded Kevin
This story is one of many that will come out of weekend visiting to Michigan State University and my friends there. I was blessed with a good core of hard-drinking friends who were kind enough to bum whatever hooch I was bringing to their dorms. At this time I was employed by a large construction firm operating a 50-ton crane and therefore had money to buy products other...
With friends like these....
So I was talking to a few friends a couple days ago about camping. Which reminded me of a wonderful story that has not scarred me (for several reasons) for life?
Summer of 1995, I was just out of my sophomore year of high school and me and my two best friends, Brian and Todd, decided to go camping. We usually hit up a little island that you can walk across to on a sandbar and the water usually...
The joy of GBoD!
From my view, somewhat raised on this soapbox of mine, I’m witnessing the beginning of the end of the English language. Time to attack technology before it dumbs us down, similar to the movie “Idiocracy,” it’s not too late. A combination of psychological and practicality seems to have people making eye contact and speaking directly to each other less and less as the years go by. Breakups via...
Ahhhhhhhhhh.......autumn
Yesterday was the quintessential autumn day, sun shining, chill in the air, almost a fresh smell. I actually just stood outside and enjoyed the cool breeze and the warm sun….then I finished peeing and came back inside.
As Allowed by His Dark Lord
I pondered a 2nd attempt at my last post. Was I being callous or insensitive? I don’t believe so, and I would know because I was writing the post. I don’t think that I made it abundantly clear that I wasn’t talking of my friends as if THEY have cashed in all respect for themselves and have played the baby lottery. There are people who I know that I AM thinking of, but that’s neither here nor...
Are children REALLY our future?
In this wonderful world of social networking I’ve noticed that people are kid-retarded. Now I cannot speak with any experience on this subject because I’m without child. But it does seem as if once someone has a wee one that their entire existence becomes entrenched with their spawn. Not to try and sound like a sociopath, but this confuses me. The loss of self-worth for a baby that may, or may...
October 2009
9 posts
Fuck dancing!
What the fuck is up with dancing shows? I know that the average American is pretty much a bucket full of dipshit. TV pretty much always has terrible, embarrassing shows on that makes us Americans look like loud, brutish, thick –headed monsters that we’re known as around the world. Now we look worse…we’re watching Dancing. Fucking Dancing.
And it’s not just watching it, people are really...
Everyone is not College Worthy.
Since I’m foraging for an education on the lower rungs of our education system I’m starting to understand something. Not everyone needs to go to college. We are loaning money to people who CANNOT learn. There jobs are going to revolve around “being a statistic” I had to proof a girls English 101 paper. She had no concept of how a paper worked, she could hardly write, and most frightening. ...
I hate a twat in my class.....that sums it up.
I almost snapped today in class. Some loud mouthy cunt-flap wouldn’t shut the fuck up. I’ve become used to her endless pithy drivel, but something was new today, I didn’t sit in front of her, I sat at an angle from her. This meant I could see this seething ass bag as she talked herself up, and everyone else down. I’ve been listening for 7 weeks about how she “partied like a rock star” and how...
Cannot wait to re-join the living.
Technically I’ve been feeling down for about 6 days, ICK! And i don’t have the cooties half as bad as poor Katie. I just can’t shake this cough. She’s got nasty coldness. I’m killing time while my ambien makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. The biggest bummer of being sick is NOT kissing Katie. Its a warm and reassuring thing to do! Instead i hug her butt! ...
When did mexicans become lazy?
Us stupid americans, of course i don’t mean me; have really out-classed ourselves in the racism department. Since when did mexicans become BOTH lazy and job stealers?…….That racial math doesn’t add up!
That’s like saying asians are tall and suck at math…it doesn’t stick!
Saying someone is lazy but steals jobs is just bad racism. Find something that...
The pussification of our country
I’m a firm believer that the Pussification of our coutry has begun. We’ve been creeping towards it for the last 15 years or so. Bicycle helmets being mandatory, Turkey Bacon, Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas, vegetarians and their evil siblings vegans.
There was a couple in Washingston State, or Oregon (one of those hippy states) who refused formula for their new-born….instead giving...
Dissing Dexter
Dissing Dexter. My friends, I have to say that 3rd Season of Dexter did not add up to the prior two seasons. I get the feeling its showing its “House” colors. What I mean is that when House first came on TV, it was something new and exciting, a totally different character. But over the course of the first 3 seasons you could see a pattern “house is mean to a patient, they diagnose what is...
Dexter + Butt-massage = Happy Marriage
It’s now 3am, NOT done with Dexter, apparently Jon Kelley watched the third season until 4 am, and I might just beat that. Hopefully KT will forget that we talked about having breakfast tomorrow. I just walked past my honeymoon pictures, and I was struck by the beauty and the simplicity of all of them. Chicago, July 1-5, wonderful……..scratch that……..perfect weather. In a 3 star hotel for 1/3...
September 2009
6 posts
The man-boy Nick
This was probably 2 weeks ago.
I was just talking to my greatest belief in the future of human life, Mr. Nick Hooper. I’ve never had so much faith in humanity than when I talk to Nick.. I wouldn’t doubt Susan, Sarah, or Nick’s parents, in the raising of children, because I’ve met them and they are alrighty with me…even if they don’t agree with my use of the word “retarded” (I grew up...
...I'm SO not gay that....
Hmm, time for randomness, I’ve decided that if I’m ever gay I have to at least blow David Sedaris……….he’s damn near double my age but he’s funnier than I am, total (gay) turn on. I’ve laughed so hard reading his books! And I do believe I know the best ways to blow somebody! I’m NOT gay, but I’m pretty sure I know how to give an amazing mouth hug, I’m so NOT gay I can talk about this. Not to...
People Suck......but i'm cool!
Oh yeah, I’ve figured out why Facebook is a total time vampire (bless you Brena!)…….I’m going on again with this somewhat new desire to be recognized….the same reason people don’t want to just DO A JOB, and get paid. They want special appreciation! Let’s be honest, some people are born to be janitors! Everyone isn’t destined to go to college; the fact that I’m writing this at 2:30am might be a...
movies suck.......as well as the people who "don't...
I’m technically tired of people saying that they “don’t watch television” most of the times they cannot afford cable! Don’t be all douchey to me when you cannot afford the basic comforts of lounging around and not thinking for yourself. I don’t watch reality shows (A.k.a…….shit) I watch sports, HBO, and discovery/ history channel……….grown up shit. Most movies/TV shows are shee-it, it’s like...
from at least a month ago...
At
this point, to attempt to impress my wife and friends, i’m going to just post all my old shit, in order; except they are from awhile ago…….here goes
Prepping for school, which is a total pain in the ass. I’ve recently been told that I’m actually interesting enough to have a blog…I still feel like self-serving piece of shit who only wants attention. Not that I’m accusing...
The first in a long time...
Now that I feel I must put this “blog” out to my friends, I feel the need to clear the air…….especially with my wife. I just felt like a fucking douche bag having a blog…….this started out as a way for me to just write some random shit while I was waiting for my Ambien to kick in. And then Sarah came over and hit up the “tumbler” site thingy. And...
May 2009
7 posts
Doin the family stretch....
Me and Katie are about 2 days till we move, we are moving closer to Katie’s hospital to give her more sleep and give me more opportunities to work, the only bummer is that we’re moving from what I consider my only family left here in Michigan. My parents and brother live in Alabama, while my dad travels for work between Virginia and Wisconsin. My sister lives in New York so that I only get to...
Forgive me Moses, Jesus, Allah....
Katie was up extra early this morning and said I was just walking around the fucking house like a retard. Hmmm, perhaps beer and over the counter sleeping pills DON’T mix!?!?!? I went into three different bedrooms where I would just stop, stand, and do nothing (better then shitting myself was my defense) and finally she said she got in the shower (after locking the door). Then I went to bed!!! A...
#2
Well I guess technically I have now blogged even though I’m not sure if I’m even going to tell anyone about this, maybe if I deem it worthy of reading myself, although I already know this stuff about myself. I’m pondering what direction to go into, what would someone who knows me, who would read this, want to hear about. I’m basically Food, Music, Humor….that’s about it; you could look at almost...
If i should die before i wake...
Going back and forth from Kings of Leon to Modest Mouse, I hate the fact that I am hopelessly devoted to music but have been graced with genes that give me nothing in the skills needed to make music. I wonder if there is just so many skills sets that you’re able to create, maintain and nurture throughout life. Music, intelligence, sense of humor, a discriminating eye, language, writing etc…The...
I think i'm blogworthy?
How self serving is a blog? Do you think that you’re so interesting that other people will want to read about yourself? Or are you really that interesting? Are your thoughts that provocative and endearing? Where does the line fall of “I’m pretty cool, someone wants to read about me?” I think at some point I’ll have enough thoughts on this strange world to deem myself blog worthy, considering...